Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Damn You Dr. Seuss

Let me begin by sharing with you this cringe worth email attachment:



Who I ask you.... WHO comes up with this stuff?  I know one answer... not the mom who works full time and has a perfectionist daughter that won't do anything half assed and wants to participate in every single school activity.... that's who doesn't think this is fun!!

So I tell Lyla, how about we get an orange shirt and some yellow felt and google eyes... we'll put a Lorax face on the shirt, it will be cute, cheap and hopefully easy.

Lyla says if I'm going to be the Lorax then we need to get glasses so the eyebrows and mustache are on my face!

A trip to the Dollar Tree, Five Below and Michaels.... and one burnt finger from the hot glue gun... and I give you Lyla the Lorax!



Then came "dress as your favorite book character".  Lyla picked Pippi Longstocking.  I (stupidly) assumed a couple mismatched tall socks and braids would suffice.....  Oh no... we need those braids to bend mom and I need freckles oh and we have to find my overalls from summer........  this child...




She has so much fun with it though... I can't even pretend to be mad! 

I think we have the rest of the days covered pretty simply.  We already did crazy sock day, this Friday is wear green - but also falls on St. Patricks Day - so that's EASY!  Then we have hats... the vacation shirt, well that's her problem.  I told her to get a t-shirt on vacation for just these kinds of days and she didn't want one!  I'll just make her wear her West Virginia shirt like last time.  Some people consider West Virginia a vacation!  ;)