Let me preface with saying I am 31 years old. I am well aware that I’m not “old”, Gary gets
really frustrated when I say I’m
old. But I’m sure as hell not a
spring chicken anymore. And there is a
huge difference between being 21 versus 31.
And maybe its just different for women than it is for men. I had no idea all the changes that would
start that I really have zero control of!
1.
The Hair.
The time I spend dealing with hair on my body is just
insane. All the waxing and
plucking…. I have hair, black hair,
growing in the most bizarre places. So
every day I find myself with tweezers pulling out more random stray hairs. Then once a week waxing hairs…. But don’t worry about the hair on my head –
it all falls out. I have so much hair
all over my bathroom in the mornings I am amazed that there is any left on my
head.
2.
Your Neck.
I feel like I’m turning into a turkey. I can remember being younger and I saw some
infomercial for a contraption to exercise to make your neck tighter. I thought that was just hilarious… now I
know…. now I know.
3.
Your Skin.
Should we discuss the excess oil or the dryness
first? Or how one person’s body can
possess so much of both at the same time?!?!
I have to diligently wash my face twice a day and I still end up with
zits. I have more zits now than I did as
a teenager. Then the dry skin. I just do not understand it. No matter how much lotion I apply it does not
go away. Oh and the freckles… I was looking at the back of my arm in the
mirror this morning and thinking…hmmm… that does not look like my arm at
all! I never had so many freckles! Where in the heck did they all come from?
4.
Exhaustion.
It does not matter how much sleep I get, I wake up
tired. I am tired all of the time. I feel like this might just be my new
normal. Normal is just tired now.
5.
Hormones.
I did my research (google) and its not just me and
I’m not crazy. I officially have one day
a month now and it’s a week before my period starts that I feel like I could
actually murder someone. Truly. I mean I feel the sort of rage that a serial
killer feels. Its awful! My research tells me it is a part of
“peri-menopause”. What a stupid term…..
Women are so lucky. You get your period,
pregnancy and not just menopause but “peri-menopause”…. Dumb. Dumb.
Dumb.




















