Ok, so here is the deal, I need to get caught up on my Heard Around the House stories, because I have some good ones and its Friday... soooo... I'm just going to come up with 5 of them! Two Birds - One Stone as they say. :)
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1. Anytime we get out a board game to play with Lyla:
Lyla: Wait, let me read the decorations first.
Decorations... also known as "directions".
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2. Anytime we have to go outside and its cold:
Lyla: I have to put on my hat and glubs.
Glubs... also known as "gloves".
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3. All three of us laying in bed last night. Lyla stinkers.
Me: Lyla, did you stinker?
Lyla: giggle giggle.. yes... giggle giggle
Me: Well what do we say when we stinker?
Lyla: PEE YOU (while holding her nose)
Me: (laughing) Excuse me also works good....
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4. Lyla is on the toilet. Gary and I are both in the bathroom with her. Its how she rolls, she likes an entourage no matter where she is...
Lyla: Mommy is First, I'm the King and Daddy is Tall.
Gary and Me: What???
Lyla: (singing) Mommy is First, I'm the King and Daddy is Tall.
Gary and I look at each other like WTF?
Gary: (Thinking he is so funny, but two years olds do not get the humor) Whose on first?
Lyla: (screams - excited that he finally understands) MOMMY!!!!!
You may have had to be there for that one... it was completely hysterical though!
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5. When Lyla was sick on Monday, I knew she had a fever, but I had no way of knowing if she had a headache or her throat hurt...
Me: Lyla, does anything hurt?
Lyla: My leg.
Me: Ok.
Lyla: And my toes.
.Me: Ok.
Lyla: And my armpits.
I guess she was achy?? lol
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