Gary and I driving in to work this morning:
Gary: Malkin might keep playing for Russia if they don't get the salary thing figured out.
Me: I don't know what that means, so is he going to keep playing for West Virginia or go pro?
Gary: blank stare
Me: You have to start over again, I have no idea what you are talking about....
Gary: Geno Malkin... you know, he plays for the Pens...
Me: OOOOOOH... we are talking about Hockey, not Football...
I obviously can't have sports conversations before I drink my coffee!